What makes Lebron’s game so ugly?

I watch basketball for aesthetics, primarily individual aesthetics.  I like watching men do things I cannot and at a level of beauty I could never hope to achieve.  I watch things closely, from moves to mechanics; I observe art.

It’s universally acknowledged that unlike other greats, Lebron James’ game is, for lack of a better term, ‘ugly.’  We know why. There isn’t much grace or finesse.  For the most part, he bulls his way into the paint like a smaller Shaq, utilizing a combination of speed and power this earth has never before seen.

But I noticed, when he’s not doing that, when he’s attacking in other ways, the sight is still not pleasing to the eye.  Why is this? In last week’s conference finals finale against the Bulls, James carved up the home team with a series of pullups from various spots, much in the way that Kobe Bryant or even Michael Jordan would have done.  But whereas we would have ‘oohed’ and ‘aaahed’ and fallen from our seats in reaction to the latter two, I personally thought ‘damn, he’s good’ but felt not that the eye had been treated.

Why is this exactly?  What is it that we’re seeing that our eyes don’t like?  Is his elbow not straight?  Maybe there isn’t enough of a leg kick on the elevation?  One hypothesis I formed is that he might just be too big: it might simply look more visually appealing when a skinnier body darts up for the jumper.

The same goes for his handles.  Lebron ‘crosses over’ opponents as viciously as any, but you don’t hear talk of emulation or reverence for the move like you do for, for example, Dwyane Wade.  Is it just another example of being too big?






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  • JB

    Melo is basically the same size, and I think most people would consider his repertoire to be pretty.

  • JB

    Melo is basically the same size, and I think most people would consider his repertoire to be pretty.

  • Jeby

    I think it’s his physique. A little bow-legged, like an oversized David Wesley.

  • Anonymous

    that’s a good point which i hadn’t considered.  is it the elbow not being in perhaps?

  • For me, it’s the fact that everything he does, all of his moves stem from his physical ridiculousness. At least it seems that way.

    He does not ooze skill the way Jordan, Kobe, Wade and Melo do. He just oozes physical dominance over the people defending him. 

  • Goatsucker

    What makes Lebron’s game so ugly…. his hairline

  • Wtflife

    I would say Lebron is not a beautiful scorer, but he is a fantastic passer and those plays where he sets the table for his teammates often pass the pleasing to the eye test. Regarding his scoring it is definitely true that shorter bodies like Derrick Rose are always going to appear more amazing attacking the basket amongst the trees. Regarding his jumper I think it is just not a pretty shot.

  • Stephen

    Much is due to his physique. He just looks so damn much bigger than everybody else. So when he drives there’s no sense of a little guy among giants.
    When he dunks,it’s thrown down so hard there’s little sense of hanging in air,no second where you think a man could actually fly.(And there’s little showmanship on his dunks,it’s all about the forceful throw-down.)
    On his jumpers he just takes them,or at best dribbles into one. Where McGrady crossing-over and stepping back into a laser three,MJ doing a turn-around along the baseline,Kobe elevating over two defenders in his face,all invoke gasps of amazement from the skill and effort put into getting the shot,LeBron all too often just dribbles aimlessly and throws up a shot. He doesn’t make them w/anywhere near the certainty of a Ray Allen,so there’s no anticipation of it going in and there’s little hint of any skilled athletic move in getting his shot.

    Then there’s the whole personality,charisma thing.
    A few yrs ago-long before the decision-an article on sports advertising mentioned LeBron had a horrible Q Score for a player of his stature who had never been linked to any legal troubles. The Q Score is how popular/liked a person is. Think about some recent ads-he had to share McDonalds w/Dwight and Bird,had a cartoon head replace his on a Sprite ad,the ads where he is “hidden” in various family personas.
    There’s the ‘hey look at me” vibe after almost every shot,the posing,playing to the crowd that rubs so many of us the wrong way.
    The sense of entitlement he oozes,his continuing refusal to accept any responsibility and the staggering displays of poor sportsmanship he makes routinely.
    James just doesn’t exude a positive image that people can embrace and that innate distaste colors our impressions of his on-court game.

  • Keith

    I love Lebron’s game. It’s the game I would have chosen for myself if I were gifted with his athletic abilities/court vision. Are you really telling me that when he was in Cleveland doing almost everything for his team that you guys weren’t constantly awed by plays he made on both sides of the court? I think people really diminish the body of his work just because they personally dislike him after the decision. Don’t get me wrong, I hated him just as much as everyone else for making the decision he did and the manner in which he did it, but that can never affect how i feel about his undeniable talent and presence on the court.
    To Stephen, I cannot agree with your assessment of Lebron’s jumper. First off, how many people actually shoot the ball with “the certainty of a Ray Allen”? There’s a reason why he’s one of the top 3 shooters in league history. Secondly, how many of those “dribbling uselessly + throws up a shot” sequences were a result of terrible half court offensive sets that Miami ran where Lebron literally had no options a la Cleveland 2 years ago?
    As for aesthetics, I’ve seen Lebron nail step back rainbow 3s that hit nothing but the bottom of the net, I’ve seen him throw down dunks taking off from near the free throw line with a viciousness that you could see from the shaking rim, and I’ve also seen him cross ridiculous distances to pin easy gimme layups to the backboard. I never understood a concept of beauty that was so narrow minded that there had to be a certain archetype to be fulfilled before we could call something beautiful. To me, James’ game is beautiful in its brutal efficiency and power. It’s beautiful in its ability to dominate in every aspect of the game.
    Really hope this post doesn’t portray me as a James homer….I’m anything but.

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