On the NBA: An Allen Iverson Story, on his Inevitable Fall

The fate of an icon is an unenviable one. After years of adoring fans and complete validation for a lifestyle of brazen individuality and disregard for convention, he or she must realize that the same traits that allowed demi-god status inevitably serves as perfect bookends for cautionary tales about veering too far off the beaten path. The musicians and artists whose intransigent positions ended brilliant lives too early, the politicians and public figures with the gall to actually stand for something that found themselves standing ostracized (or not standing at all)… the lot of them find themselves in the same places their differences originally carved out for them at younger, more vulnerable ages, broken by the very idiosyncrasies that initially gave them such ubiquity.

Allen Iverson cannot be understood as anything less than a fallen icon, a hero stripped of his honor thanks to a history of bad decision-making and a poisoned image. Stories like his rarely end well, but his didn’t really start all that well. And after the appropriately swagtastic climax of his career, a made jumpshot in an NBA Finals game that ultimately proved insignificant, an era of NBA basketball finds itself washed out as its greatest, and perhaps smallest, warrior fades into the obscurity associated with aimless wealth and reckless indulgence. Read More »

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On the NBA: CBA talks like Tort Law or Congressional Primaries

For NBA fans like me, having recently witnessed the single most thrilling season and playoffs of my adult life, the excitement of sitting down to dig into a complicated economic analysis of major corporate bookkeeping ranks somewhere between listening to my mother describe the flower arrangements at my cousin’s wedding and going to the dentist.

And I understand that this is a major issue throughout our culture that is more concerned with the president’s hairline and timber of his voice than necessarily with the changes he will make to our way of life, but I still don’t really care. And you can’t make me.

This fundamentally is the current problem with the NBA. Capitalism turns eyeballs into profit margins. The more attention a thing garners, the more real-life actual money it stands to make. The league could not survive without your local sporting goods store selling out of Dirk jerseys, all the idiots with Kobe’s face tattooed on their forearms, and all the other idiots who had LeBron’s removed from theirs.

The NFL season starts this week, on time, the players and owners having happily reconciled and returned their sport to its rightful place as America’s favorite bone-crushing entertainment, while the NBA, currently, doesn’t even exist at all.

So in honor of the lockout and the money the league stands to lose, I’ve put together a list of all the things N.B.A. currently stands for, because, as of right now, it certainly doesn’t stand for basketball.

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On the NBA: Keep the Movement Moving

All the cool guys start trends, or so I’ve heard. The kinds of guys who wear Wayfarers at night, the kind that make sure they hit up Fashion Week whenever they’re on strike, the kind that secretly date movie stars because they kind of think they’re above that sort of thing. The kind that all decide to team up in Miami on a whim. Those are the ones who have ushered in a new era of NBA basketball, at least according to their second-most famous ball-handler, Dwyane Wade. Last week, he announced that he and his two fellow cohorts in the Big Triumvirate had initiated a new movement in professional basketball: the era of the Superhero Team-Up. As Wade, LeBron James and Chris Bosh go, the relentless vogue-setters they are, so goes the NBA. What for months millions of fans around the world have lamented,  sobbed over and cried foul on, Wade now calls the obvious next step for a league apparently shaken to its very core by a few young, almost-infinitely powerful young black men calling their own shot. Yes, everything we have ever feared was true: they wanted to play together, players sometimes make decisions based on things other than raw cash amounts and getting players to stay at any organization will require coaxing and venerable leadership. Wait, so what trend did the Heat start? And why are we so scared of it? Read More »

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Searching For Houston’s Identity

All great teams have an identity. Usually if sustained success is there and a championship (or multiple) is won, that identity stretches further beyond even the most universally known superstar. Here are some examples:

Right now the Boston Celtics are a group of talented veterans—gritty, tough, defensive minded, led by the best communicator in the league. They shake hands before games and tip their cap after, but for 48 minutes there’s no smiling or friendly mingling; before Miami came together, Boston was the least popular team the league had. They won one championship and were hindered from snatching another two by a pair of faulty knees. They’re good. They have an identity.

The mid-aught Pistons were a well-functioning motor of faceless brilliance. Detroit was built on defensive versatility and toughness—much like Boston except the Pistons didn’t have anyone who you might consider worthy of the Hall of Fame—with players who were good enough to understand if they sacrificed personal statistics, integrated success would follow.

The face of Los Angeles is Kobe Bryant, but their identity through the last two championships was defined by two giants in the front court; impenetrable length, a tried and true formula for success dating back to the sport’s very first days.

The 2011 Mavericks begin and end with Dirk, but they combined top to bottom experience, lethal shooting, bravery, and versatile defense to create an eventual champion. When you think of that improbable playoff run, what stands out most is when they swept Los Angeles by chucking grapes into a swimming pool. They. Could. Not. Miss. That was the fundamental attribute separating them from everyone else: Guys who didn’t hesitate to shoot and weren’t afraid to miss, probably because they didn’t.

The Oklahoma City Thunder are collegian wunderkinds pushing their older colleagues into early retirement—too good to be naive, but still developing.

All these teams are/were well respected championship contenders. So, who are the Houston Rockets? Here’s what we know: Last year Houston was one of the highest scoring teams in the league, finishing third in 4th quarter points per game and fifth in points from three-pointers; they have two players (Luis Scola and Kevin Martin) who are talented enough to make an All-Star team but aren’t quite franchise elevating superstars; only one player (Scola) is 30-years-old or older; they’re small (Jordan Hill and Hasheem Thabeet are the only players signed to a contract who stand 6’10” or taller); their roster is filled with guys who’re stuck in between positions (Hill, Goran Dragic, Patrick Patterson, Chuck Hayes, Terrence Williams, Chandler Parsons (?), and Marcus Morris to name a few), and they’re one of the more culturally diverse teams in the league (Dragic, Thabeet, Scola, and just for fun we’ll include Nikola Mirotic).

That pretty much sums up what we’ve got going on in Houston, but where do we begin scraping in our search for that sweet, juicy center? Looking at this list, some characteristics are positive, some negative, and others neutral. Right now it’s safe to say Houston doesn’t have an identity, which is okay because it’s still summer and over half the league could say the same thing. After digesting all this information, what we have is a fork in the road—a slightly irritating option Daryl Morey gets paid the big bucks to meet head on.

If the team doesn’t have an identity right now, what’s the most practical way of obtaining one? And what’s the path this team should be looking to forge with its current personnel? Should Houston be building around said personnel or devising a plan and sculpting an amended roster to fit that particular vision? The Rockets are young, offensively gifted, and in over their heads defensively. But they have fiery, motivated guys who for the most part have all proven to be capable at performing well at the NBA level. Not to overrate defense or underestimate its importance, but if you throw a healthy Hasheem Thabeet out there, with no pressure, and just tell him to block shots and defend the post like his livelihood depends on it (which it does) doesn’t that partly solve most of Houston’s defensive inabilities in one foul swoop?

Obtaining Dwight Howard, the best defensive player in basketball, would be great, but thanks to a questionable deal at last year’s trade deadline, the most feasible solution to Houston’s biggest problem might be solved in house. So far Thabeet is a bust, and nobody disputes this, but now that the expectations have tapered from franchise big man to 25-30 minutes a night of shot blocking mayhem, he just might become something useful.

Use Thabeet as a temporary Band-Aid over the height and defense issue, and the Rockets have a clearer focus: Making a good offense even better. By improving their defense from anemic (Houston managed to sandwich itself between Minnesota and Golden State for ninth worst defensive FG% last year) to on the cusp of respectable, this might be what the Rockets become next season: A young, hungry group who can score points and run opponents off the floor. A less skillful version of the Oklahoma City Thunder comes to mind. For a team which missed the playoffs last year, that doesn’t sound like a bad thing. At least its an identity.

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A 7’6″ Hole to Fill: Breaking down the Rockets’ Centers

So here we are at the center of our discussion. The Rockets are a team built around the expectation of a super-large anchor who’s chain separated and set the team adrift in a storm with a demagnetized compass. And now the team’s fantastic collection of parts seem like just that, parts.

With the giant man in tow, perimeter players such as Kevin Martin and Kyle Lowry look to have been perfect cogs in an efficient inside/outside machine that now sputters and spits black smoke, leaving it longingly on the outside of a working plan, looking in.

What’s left are who we have to discuss, players with impossibly-sized shoes to fill. (We miss you, big man.)

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