Chuck Hayes


Chuck Hayes’ duties as a Rockets co-captain along with Shane Battier have been limited. He had to answer a question about being a captain.

“I’m a captain?” he said. “I didn’t know I was. That’s news to me. Wow. I can’t remember the last time I was a captain. I guess as far as the captain is concerned, I’m more of the Robin to Shane’s Batman.”

-Houston Chronicle


Never before have I witnessed a player so hopelessly overmatched perpetually emerge so thoroughly triumphant.

Watching the Houston Rockets’ Chuck Hayes at his craft, one wonders, in some less cruel world, were he afforded that oft taken-for-granted privilege of full sizedness, wherein would his fate lie? This is a 6’6 stub portraying dominance in a time when power forwards were crafted as some superhuman race.

I should mention that Hayes possesses leaping ability paralleled in futility only by the late Matt Maloney. To consistently smother into submission men towering above him, on the strength of basic positional leveraging and fundamentality is the pinnacle of cerebral excellence. When I watch him completely suffocate an All-Star, or merely hold ground on a routine post-up, I admit that the sight never fails to evoke amazement.

It’s a shame. While he doesn’t garner anywhere near the praise and adulation of his more celebrated teammates, Hayes is undoubtedly the best defender on this team. One must wonder, were his offense not so egregiously dreadful, would the experts finally take note? Will the day come when it is finally discerned that Hayes is in fact, not the same person as Carl Landry (or the infamous “Carl Laundry” for that matter)?

Alas, I can assume he will go on unappreciated, uncredited with the plaudits he so rightfully deserves, even by fans of his own team, his sheer mastery of his craft unnoticed.

So usually goes the stinginess of appreciation of the finer subtleties of life, even if manifested throughout an 82 game season.

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He was well under-appreciate until he had the chance to guard many different elite Pfs/C. The memory of his amazing defense on KG will never be erased from many of us rockets fans. He's undoubtly the best post defender on our team. Hopefully him and shane can nurture the youngsters on the defensive end :D

Some of us appreciate him! :) On a good team and especially on a great team there is always going to be a guy that does the dirty work or the behind the scenes work to help make everyone better. Chuck is our version of that guy. Even when he was pushed back in the rotation when everyone was healthy, you could still see him advising his teammates on what to do defensively. Oh if we could only give him three or four more inches of height!-Hayesfan

You're trying WAY too hard to impress readers with your intellect. Honestly, this was painful to read. You're discussing basketball, not ancient Greek literature.

He was well under-appreciate until he had the chance to guard many different elite Pfs/C. The memory of his amazing defense on KG will never be erased from many of us rockets fans. He's undoubtly the best post defender on our team. Hopefully him and shane can nurture the youngsters on the defensive end :D

Some of us appreciate him! :)

On a good team and especially on a great team there is always going to be a guy that does the dirty work or the behind the scenes work to help make everyone better.

Chuck is our version of that guy. Even when he was pushed back in the rotation when everyone was healthy, you could still see him advising his teammates on what to do defensively. Oh if we could only give him three or four more inches of height!

-Hayesfan

You're trying WAY too hard to impress readers with your intellect. Honestly, this was painful to read. You're discussing basketball, not ancient Greek literature.

I have always loved Hayes, but you articulated it so well! You have a keen eye, great analysis!

The late Matt Maloney? Didn't know he died.

I have always loved Hayes, but you articulated it so well! You have a keen eye, great analysis!

The late Matt Maloney? Didn't know he died.

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